Random Shorts #2

*bro started farting*
Me : "Yeap he just keeps farting. Like you. (like the sis)"
*sis started laughing*
Bro : "That's cause we get the same genes."
Bro : "I get the tall genes, you get the brain genes. (to the sis)"
Me : "What do I get? The fat genes."
*sis and bro bursts out in laughter*
Sis : "That's what I was gonna say and you said it out yourself!*

Random Shorts #1

Sis : "Hey Girl~ Whatchu doing~" (New Girl theme song)
Me : "Huh?"
Sis : "Hey Girl~ Whatchu doing~"
Me : "Oh. I'm looking for a bus to Encorp Strand Mall"
Sis : *stuns and stop* "Hey Girl~ Where are you going?"
Me : "WTF I just said Encorp Strand Mall" (in a laughing manner cause I know the lyrics to New Girl's theme song too lol)
And she said yeah I know and I thought you answered too quickly but I had to continue *continues laughing*